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DanMalo

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I am best known for my cartoon "Ready's Voyage". Check it out!

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DanMalo

NEWGROUNDS STAFF KICKED FROM BAR

Posted by DanMalo Jul. 30, 2007 @ 3:37 AM EDT

Saturday night, in San Diego, Tom and the newgrounds bunch left the COMICON with a thirst.

A thirst for LIQUOR.

So they all headed to a Mexican restaurant/bar. It it was good. There were about 15 of us there eating and drinking and having a good time. Stamper, Tom, Jeff, Jose, Bob, Tim, and a bunch of NG peeps: Luis, Afro Ninja, Super Flash Bros., etc... the list goes on.

Anyways... after about 2 hours there we all decide to get drunk elsewhere.

Walk to one bar and wait in line for about 15 minutes... when we get close to the door, they take the sign away and say it's full.

Then, after that, it was about 45 minutes of going from bar to bar and being denied. Either it was too crowded or they were closing or they wouldn't let Bob in with his crazy-ass hair. After that, we all scattered and went to bed.

All in all... San Diego needs to remove it's head from it's ass. When NEWGROUNDS comes for liquor... you'd better fucking serve it.

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Jul. 30, 2007 | 3:41 AM Matt-Frozenfire says:

I bet that was a total bore.. I hate standing in lines
I'm guessing it's even worse when you can't stand still and pay a lick of attention.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 3:49 AM Scribbler says:

Must have been a helluva night.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 3:51 AM UberKuri says:

Ha, you got owned you internet nerds.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 3:55 AM NegativeONE says:

I was misled. You guys weren't kicked out of a bar, you just didn't get into one! I was curious how that might have happened when none of the table punchers from Mod Meat were there.

Jul. 30, 2007 | 4:27 AM DanMalo responds:

I know how to grab attention. :)


Jul. 30, 2007 | 3:56 AM Catoblepas says:

What a buzzkill. I bet the guys were JUST about to get to the pinnacle of their drunkeness, but then they were denied of the source of alcohol. I hate when that happens.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 4:38 AM SirSeraphdeFallen says:

what they didnt see the collective celebness of Tom and his enterage and just clear a path? i bet it was still a blast to be there. hopefully everybody makes/made it home in one piece.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 4:51 AM JediKiller1 says:

Dan were you selling drugs at comic-con? You looked suspicious on the cam...

Jul. 30, 2007 | 4:58 AM DanMalo responds:

I'm always suspicious.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 5:06 AM 36Holla says:

Should've done a hotel party. Besides, bars are overpriced.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 5:14 AM Bantilan says:

That Bar must Closed!!!!


Jul. 30, 2007 | 5:15 AM RubberNinja says:

Oh man, sounds like it was fun haha.


Jul. 30, 2007 | 6:32 AM Jesus-Owns-X says:

Lol i guess they didn't know who you were or they wouldnt have fuking denied you THYE MUST BE PUNISHED Send Tom out an rampage with a gaint alein homnid suit on and screaming NO BEER<NO SERVICE NO LIVIVN FOR YOU!!! and then they will be looking for a giant laein omnid and not Tom:[]


Jul. 30, 2007 | 7:14 AM cast says:

How do you achieve such smooth glowy skin?


Jul. 30, 2007 | 7:24 AM Ivanovitch says:

I live in a quiet town in the Netherlands so if I get kicked out, it's because I broke something or hit somebody. It sucks to be denied access to a place though, had that once. New rule says nobody can enter a bar after 2 am here, although they're open till like 8.

Anyways, it's a real bummer to the end of a night, hope you had something to drink in the hotel :p


Jul. 30, 2007 | 7:55 AM EviLDoG says:

Getting drunk is not funny or clever :o

Unless you're cool i suppose


Jul. 30, 2007 | 11:36 AM Ractustherat says:

That's what you get for not wearing chaps...


Jul. 31, 2007 | 7:15 AM MrFinland says:

Damn I was waiting a fun story how you got kicked out from a bar, but you didn't get in any.


Aug. 1, 2007 | 12:25 AM The-Super-Flash-Bros says:

Yeah, the lack of alcohol was pretty sucky, almost British-closing-times sucky. What was even more fun was when the last bus (that's last FREE bus) was cancelled due to some guy deciding the back seat needed decorating brown with carroty-chunk detail. One bar-guy suggested we go find a liquor store and drink in the streets like the common folk.

Why didn't we do that again...?

Tom-


Aug. 2, 2007 | 2:04 AM The-Swain says:

omg Dan, I am not an "etc", you're so cruel.

Don't forget to mention the part where Tom and Bob pissed all over the floor of the Hotel restroom out of spite and, most importantly, sweet revenge.


Aug. 4, 2007 | 1:07 PM Krinkels says:

Right, next year, I'm bringing liquor, we'll do it highschool style and keep it Gatorade bottles while we become belligerent in the streets. It'll be epic.

Also: Nice tatt.


Aug. 6, 2007 | 12:29 PM Casualty says:

Fuck man, must be a pain not to get your dose when you need it... Well, I feel your pain. Last weekend I went from bar to bar with friend, only to find them all closed or full :'(


Aug. 7, 2007 | 3:28 AM TheCriminalDuder says:

No streaking? ...I'm disappointed.


Aug. 11, 2007 | 10:41 PM Teck071 says:

Yes, ALCOHOL ROXIEZ!!!


Aug. 16, 2007 | 6:33 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

burn them all


Aug. 16, 2007 | 11:25 AM wiid says:

Maybe it's best you didn't get in. We wouldn't want Newgrounds getting thier ass kicked and looking like a bunch of pussies.

I could just imagine:
Big huge ass motherfucker: "Hey, what the fuck do you think your doing!?"
Someone cocky like Stamper: "Fuck off buddy, do you know who we are?"
Big huge ass motherfucker: "A bunch of fuckin nerds?!"
*Whole bar laughs*
Someone cocky like Stamper: "NO! We actually own an internet enterprize with thousands of users."

*punch* *punch* & *punnnnnnchies*

Kthx,

Denver


Sep. 16, 2007 | 5:17 PM NickScott says:

So I'm wearing the Tankmen Parachute shirt. Only cuz your such a good model.


Sep. 25, 2007 | 9:46 PM STEM says:

Hi Dan!
I'm one of the few women on Newgrounds...
Leave a message in my userpage plz.


Sep. 26, 2007 | 5:38 AM Darkside7000 says:

lol well your a faggot who cares


Oct. 19, 2007 | 6:38 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

You NG gods are always gloating, I wanna party with you!!


Nov. 30, 2007 | 10:45 PM lavalampa says:

U r dez hardocrz do0d


Dec. 15, 2007 | 6:18 PM emanhattan says:

a night with no liquor is like woman with no pussy. Its useless


Dec. 15, 2007 | 6:20 PM emanhattan says:

hey you fucks thown out a party and dont invite me? : (


Mar. 6, 2008 | 11:25 AM Truth says:

Truth was here


Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:01 PM insaneperson666 says:

please make another asylum game


May. 7, 2008 | 8:50 PM HaXoR1500 says:

YEAH WTF IS ALL THE GOOD BARS THESE DAYS! fuckn assholes....

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